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🗓️ 22 December 2020
⏱️ 171 minutes
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Too old for this many drugs, seeing where all your missing stuff went in Hell, City Slickers ruins my life, getting a vaccination chip or kicked in the head, drinking and cooking slow meat all day, a Marshall plan for mom, losing the draw string on your shorts, how Trump can still win, the Wonder Bread guy draws some pictures, a fake funeral for a fake death, genderless babies, Twitch makes a statement on words, the Great Reset resetted, Madcucks moves back in with his parents, and Sean vs. Madcucks; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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0:00.0 | That's what I've decided. Look at the size of this beer. It's a that's a bad ass. It looks almost like somebody almost looks homemade, but it does. The label feels like you printed it out and then stuck it. |
0:12.8 | But it looks cool. |
0:14.6 | The can is really cool. |
0:16.2 | 750 mils. |
0:17.8 | This is an entire fifth of liquor in the can. Oh my God's they don't even know how to pour the beer |
0:25.2 | correctly I could it's right at the top it's almost miniscus saying it's a |
0:30.9 | it's an IPA. Dangerous man IPA. |
0:35.0 | That's a gift, I take it. |
0:37.0 | Oh, yes, this is a gift from someone from Minneapolis or Minnesota. |
0:42.0 | Oh, wow. They have a good beer in Minnesota. |
0:44.0 | I can feel the beer going all into my skin. |
0:47.0 | Ah, and soaking in through my body. |
0:50.0 | Ah, ha ha, everything's going to be all right, Sean. I know. Well that's the thing about drinking the next morning you go, oh, I'm gonna be back to normal in no time. |
0:59.0 | Oh, we're on the liquor loop. We're riding the liquor loop high and tight. |
1:04.0 | Sometimes that's the only, it's the only thing to do. |
1:06.0 | The only way to get through life is the liquor loop. |
1:08.0 | Yeah, if you need to function the next day and you had no... |
1:12.0 | If you need to function, try day drinking. And you had no no function tried day drinking and you had no a |
1:15.0 | disappointed the night before I had to have discipline to do the amount what |
1:20.0 | you doing I did last night okay fair enough 80s girl found me on the floor really the bathroom |
1:24.8 | yeah at what about 5 30 p.m. 5 in the morning and 5 in the morning she dragged me |
1:30.0 | downstairs I think she had I think she had too much fun dragging me |
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