Well, who do we have here?

Carla Tuesday, WDUR, the DUR.

Reverend Virtue, is it true that you'll be representing yourself?

Carla, let me tell you a little story.

I was walking on the beach with the Lord,

and there were two sets of footprints in the sand.

And then there were three sets of footprints,

and I said, who's that?

And the Lord said, it's Dale Earnhardt.

He's a big fan of yours.

My client won't be answering any more of your questions.

Stay in school, kids.

T-B-T-L.

At first, he's silly, and then he's magical,

and quite wonderful, and you just don't know how to react,

except you're entranced.

So we're going to play a little game called Cursed,

or not Cursed.

Hey, you sound like you might be a little bit jealous, babe.

No, and I know a little something about being jealous,

because people have been jealous of me my entire life.

Well, just so you know, I support feminism,

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