Episode #2386: Knee Deep In Monkey Business

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2017

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Phyllis "Fletch" Fletcher and Steve Scher of KUOW fame join the show to celebrate World Turtle Day and to discuss Steve's very serious brush with death.

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0:00.0	What is he doing here?
0:01.5	Well, first off, Chet's my best non-sexual friend. He can come over whenever he wants.
0:05.1	Yeah, we're friends, but we never touch ends.
0:07.6	And second of all, this is all for your birthday.
0:10.6	So don't you feel like a major major dingus?
0:13.0	I'm sorry. That's very sweet. That's very sweet.
0:15.8	It is. That's very nice of you to do.
0:19.2	It's his happy birthday, Consuela.
0:21.0	Oh yeah, that hurts my fault. I was in charge of frosting,
0:23.5	but then as I was decorating, I slipped into a daydream about Consuela,
0:27.6	the woman that I lost my virginity too.
0:30.0	One of her eyes was a marble.
0:32.2	We're in her language, marbly.
0:34.4	T-B-T-L!
0:40.4	I'm starting my own podcast.
0:41.7	Hey, that could be fun.
0:43.0	This is off topic just a bit, but do you mind if I borrow one or two of your sperms?
0:48.5	Would you say that to Tom Petty?
0:50.5	What is that? Helvetica again?
0:53.0	What a surprise.
0:54.8	Can't throw in any sentry gothic every once in a while?
0:58.6	What are we animals?
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