Episode #2388: My Dogs Are Diet Barq's-ing

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2017

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Luke joins Andrew at the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to debate which Gallagher is the best Gallagher - Leo or Ron. Plus, Texans can now hunt pigs from hot air balloons (but that doesn't make them think they're better than you.) And Luke and Andrew recount their harrowing MPR almost-disaster.

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0:00.0	So I'm glad to finally see your place. Um, I'm hope I'm not disturbing you.
0:03.7	Oh no. No, I'm just trying to come up with a new Wi-Fi network name and uh,
0:08.7	it's pretty intimidating because you're just so good.
0:12.4	Oh, you muffins are tasty? Uh, no. No, I liked when it was Madame Overies.
0:17.3	Uh, you know, I like that too, but it's like, you know, new roommate and new Wi-Fi network, so
0:21.8	it's disappointing to let it go.
0:23.1	T-B-T-L!
0:29.0	Uh, it's funny. It's, uh, it's not like a regular Ha-Ha sitcom.
0:32.3	There's no laugh track, there's no audience, it's very stylized.
0:35.6	It's got a bunch of guys in a scumband in Seattle.
0:38.3	It's not great. It's fantastic.
0:41.2	You totally undersold it. The pageantry, the costumes, wow.
0:45.4	Oh my god. That is still good meat on that fish kit. Am I lying?
0:52.8	No. I get it. You're joking. See? I'm cool. I get jokes.
0:57.6	That is something everyone cannot like together.
1:00.3	And let this be a lesson to you. Kids never learn.
1:10.2	Hey everybody, welcome to a Thursday morning. Still morning.
1:15.4	Addition of T-B-T-L, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:22.4	My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.
1:24.1	As Jay would say, uh, you got flow.
1:26.8	Coming to you from the offices of Walsh Walsh and Dormat,
1:30.5	or I did recently have a cat sighting.
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