Pairs nice. Yes, one of nature's most electable fruits. Excuse me sir. How much for this? Those are 50 cents

Well, I won't pay full price, so I'll give you a dime. They're 50 cents, buddy. Very well. I'll drop you a quarter. No, okay?

35 cents. I don't have the time for this friggin'

Give me the 30 cents

I talked you down. Good barter. There you go. Good barter. All right, Bozo. Thank you. I'm calling a lot of people Bozo now. It's like my new thing

I don't have a cell, but I guess that's an intergalactic space greeting. It means a lot of space, brothers. I don't know

Maybe part of it's the fact that you're in a hurry. You've grown up on instant orange juice, flip a dial, instant entertainment, dial seven digits, instant communication,

turn a key, push a pedal, instant transportation, flash a card, instant money, shove in a problem, push a few buttons, instant answers. Discmans, floppy discs, zip drives. These are discs, answering machines

and tend to power love. You seem to me to be a pretty righteous ombre. I wish you were my grandpa.

Dude, give me a brak. Give us the real dailer. We're out of here.

The Zero Breaks Given. I think is a promise I can make right here at the outset of this Monday

afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

It's cheesy, it's delicious, and kids go nuts for it.

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. I won't trash talk. I won't be out there blow hard.

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, Perch to Top Alabama Hill, in Bellingham,

Washington, the Bay City, got a rainy, gloomy Monday. When will spring ever come to the Pacific Northwest?

I am not sure, and I gotta tell you what, it's starting to have an impact on the Bay Kitty as well.

Remember, a major whisker watch alert is an effect here.

I went into the bedroom yesterday to make the bed, and there was something kind of

out of place, and I realized it was our cat Olive, who has taken out to just staying in bed all day

like a human. And when I say like a human, what I mean is, she now gets under the covers,

she lies on her back with the sheets and the comforter pulled up to right under her chin. Exactly

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