Brian Kelly didn't care for the way adults ran back.

Don't you predictable? They're living under the solution of life as we know it is going to continue forever.

And he didn't care for the direction the world was heading.

In fact, there were only two things that Brian did care for.

His skateboard and his brother had been passing countries.

Then one day his brother died.

He was an asshole.

And Brian's skateboard became his weapon in a deadly game of international smut.

Murder and revenge.

No one knows it except a kid on a skateboard.

You're the one who's not listening.

When getting either means risking it all, gleaming the cube.

T-T-B-T-M

Video posted to YouTube Wednesday shows a man pouring milk on himself and running through Walmart wearing nothing but shoes, socks, and a Halloween mask.

The real first question I would have would be why.

Why would they want to do it?

It's Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. This is a whole new level of nerd.

Oh, snap! This comedian was crazy in the 80s with his raw and delirious routines.

Dead!

Oh, he's a hilarious dog. Who is Rick Moranis?

Who saw that coming?

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