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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2381: Cult-De-Sac of Personality

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2017

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Luke learns something very surprising and somewhat concerning about his online behavior. Andrew realizes he's been leaving food on his lips for too long. Conan O'Brien's writers may have stolen a bunch of jokes. And we welcome our new TBTL sponsor, Vinegar Dogs.

Transcript

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0:00.0

He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions

0:05.2

What

0:06.4

Patience my son to summon your power for the conflict to come you must first have power over that which conflicts you

0:13.4

Okay, am I the only one who finds these things just a little bit formulaic?

0:17.0

If you want to push something down you have to pull it up if you want to go left you have to go right

0:21.6

It's your temper is very quick my friend

0:24.4

But until you learn to master your rage your rage will become your master

0:30.3

That's what you're gonna say right right?

0:33.4

Not necessarily

0:39.4

You're like a machine of success

0:41.8

You're like a like a rocket and you and you're rocketing to the stars and your and your engines are sucking stuff up

0:49.1

Stuff is getting sucked up in your engines like birds and bugs and some of my jokes

0:53.9

That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works lady Gaga said she's addicted to it

0:59.9

And is not harmless

1:08.2

My apologies. Okay, can I just say I feel like I'm on MTV right now?

1:18.8

Hey there everybody welcome to a Tuesday afternoon edition of TV T.L

1:25.0

The show that just might be too beautiful to live. Oh, you're gonna love the lift and tweeter oddiness

1:31.2

I'm so certain that you will

1:34.3

My name is Luke Burbank by the way. I'm your host. You're still doing a pod card. I am

1:39.8

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center perched-top Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington

1:45.8

the Bay City

1:47.5

Remember a major whisker watch alert is an effect here

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