Episode #2320: Snapchat. What Up With That?
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2017
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
Andrew asks Luke if his friends did the right thing after finding a bunch of money under a pool table this weekend. Plus, Snapchat glasses are going to be available online soon, and Luke introduces a new segment called "HACK ATTACK!", which will undoubtedly improve your life in almost every way. Special thanks to Chad Darnell of Portland, OR, and Nancy Cook of Burien, WA, for supporting today's show!
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| 0:00.0 | I love babies. I think they are beautiful in all sorts of different ways. |
| 0:06.0 | I try to pick up and hold a baby every day if possible because it nourishes me. |
| 0:12.0 | It feeds my soul. Babies are drawn to me and I think it's because they see me as one of them. |
| 0:18.0 | But cooler and with my life put together a little bit. |
| 0:23.0 | If a baby were president, there would be no taxes, there would be no war. |
| 0:29.0 | There would be no government and things could get terrible. |
| 0:37.0 | It would actually be a better screenplay idea than a serious suggestion. |
| 0:42.0 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:48.0 | Jump man, jump man, then boys up to something. |
| 0:51.0 | I think I need some Robert Tusson. |
| 0:54.0 | Targets, targets. |
| 0:55.0 | I'd tell you to get this through your head but you're a machine. |
| 0:58.0 | So run this through your data processor. Get lost! |
| 1:02.0 | What did you say? |
| 1:03.0 | I didn't say anything. |
| 1:04.0 | Yeah, totally. No, I hear that. |
| 1:06.0 | If I told you once, I've told you a thousand times. |
| 1:10.0 | I love you. |
| 1:13.0 | Things are going to start happening to me now. |
| 1:17.0 | Starting with a Monday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, |
| 1:27.0 | the show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:30.0 | Happy president's day, everybody. |
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