Episode #2319: I Jazzied That Jeff
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2017
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
Luke is stuck in Portland, where he bought Andrew a special gift. He lets Andrew ask 20 questions to guess what it is. They also discuss the unbelievable details of an international assassination and how Columbia University utterly destroyed the emotions of some 200 would-be students. Also, there's a lot of Luke impersonating Michael McDonald.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, if you will please direct your attention to the center of the room, it's just now time for the kick! |
| 0:11.0 | You're 25? |
| 0:13.0 | Yes, can you believe it? Finally old enough to rent a car! |
| 0:19.0 | Ah! Ah! |
| 0:23.0 | Oh, it feels good to laugh. |
| 0:26.0 | C-B-T-L! |
| 0:31.0 | Hey, now don't you tell me you don't remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you. |
| 0:36.0 | Listen to me, you're the lowest of the low. You bring shame on your family, your country, and your ancestors. |
| 0:44.0 | They're watching you, God's watching you, and we're watching you. |
| 0:48.0 | That was great, that was good, you went for it, I appreciate that. |
| 0:52.0 | I could say big loud things, I could be too much for tips. |
| 0:56.0 | Don't worry, because they call me divo, because I can whip them good. |
| 1:00.0 | I'm sorry, but when I hear an undeserved compliment it makes my ears wanna throw up. |
| 1:04.0 | Oh, your ears are always throwing up about something. |
| 1:09.0 | Well, here's another something, a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:17.0 | Coming to you today from Portland, Oregon, I'm not even supposed to be here today. |
| 1:25.0 | If you're scoring along at home, I was supposed to do yesterday's coffee from Portland, but I got trapped in Seattle, |
| 1:35.0 | and then I was supposed to make today's coffee in Seattle, but here I am, trapped in Portland. |
| 1:42.0 | No bother, we have a great show in store for you, it's episode 2,319 in a collector series. |
| 1:50.0 | A lot to talk about on this Friday, the details of the assassination of Kim Jong Nam are quite bizarre. |
| 2:01.0 | We don't usually cover international assassinations on this show, but when they overlap with television prank shows, |
| 2:11.0 | well, it rises to the level of something that TBTL will dain to cover. |
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