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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2321: Droopy McCool

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2017

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Luke realizes he is addicted to internet shopping. Andrew has a belabored theory about this. Plus, a soccer betting scandal in the U.K. involves a goalie eating pie. And is it okay to brush your teeth in a public restroom?

Transcript

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0:00.0

Start it from the bottom. Now we're here. Start it from the bottom. Now the whole team here by a chopper and have a doctor on speed dial

0:07.7

I guess mad city six foot seven foot eight foot bunch young money militia and I am the commissioner

0:14.9

You don't want to start wheezy because the F is for finisher. They mad. They ain't famous. They mad

0:20.5

They still nameless, but we still hood famous. Yeah, we still hood famous and a panda panda panda panda panda panda

0:30.0

So you mean to tell me that all of those sounds were coming from your body. Yep. We are legitimate and we're we're churning out

0:42.3

mega mega stars and it's it's just show that actually you see great things happen to these kids and I love it and I think that

0:51.5

It's gonna be around for a while. If my consonant sound weird is because I have imbibed liquor

0:56.9

You're in need of a serious attitude adjustment young man. You better get your priority straight

1:21.1

Three times in every life

1:24.3

Try three times per episode at a minimum

1:28.7

Hi there everybody. Welcome to a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live

1:35.4

You want to do a make-believe radio show in a room somewhere. I'm telling you there's no money in that

1:40.8

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. I have something I want to do. Yeah. I'm not like other guys

1:47.4

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center perched a top Alabama hill in

1:53.4

Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City pod dog

1:59.1

Dog is right behind me

2:01.1

Although I don't know if that's the loyalty and the bond between an owner and his beloved pet

2:09.1

Or if it's because right next to me are the remains of a couple of low carb cheeseburger sliders

2:16.1

That I was eating for lunch. I think it might be door number two. Meanwhile the Bay Kitty

2:22.4

We need to take a family vacation me in the Bay Kitty go somewhere do some team building exercises do some trust falls

2:31.2

Because the trust has really eroded between us. She has figured out that at about eight o'clock at night when I wander into the yard with the

2:41.2

the red laser pointer

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