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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2318: Low Stanking Fruit

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2017

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Luke swings by the offices of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat on his way to Portland...if he makes it to Portland. He and Andrew discuss cat wine, Monopoly, and your dreams. That's right: Dream Court is back.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, did you guys read that thing in the New York last month about how golf is an analogy for marriage?

0:04.0

I did. I did read that. Do you read the thing in McSweeney's?

0:08.0

I was comparing CD tracks and album tracks. I could read that.

0:12.0

Yeah. Did you read that thing in Mother Jones about eco-chairs and eco-waste-asset?

0:16.0

I did. Yeah. I did. Do you read that thing in spin about all the festivals?

0:20.0

Uh-huh. Did you read that thing in pace? It was about the national.

0:22.0

Oh, I saw that. Did you read that thing in 12 about all the mid-century houses?

0:26.0

Yeah. Did you read the New York Times? Yes. New York Obserra?

0:28.0

Yes. Washington Post. Yes.

0:44.0

I loved it. Harvard Lampoon? Well-written.

0:46.0

Did you read Mad Magazine? I did not like the end of it.

0:48.0

T-B-T-L!

0:54.0

Today, I am making this studio a no-and-bearishment zone.

0:58.0

My dream is to sail around the world on a catamaran with two members of every cat race

1:04.0

and share my love with cats for all the humans to see around the world.

1:08.0

Before we go any further, I need to know if there are any hidden recording devices in the room.

1:14.0

I will find out if there are.

1:16.0

Yeah. I'm sure you would. But there's none because that would be stupid of us and we're not stupid.

1:20.0

It's silly move. It's a no.

1:22.0

We have to get drinks. Several drinks. Don't you think let's celebrate?

1:26.0

Yes. Celebrate drinking.

1:28.0

Okay.

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