We're moms on the net. We became moms on the net because there are so many resources available on the internet for moms and their families.

The net is exciting. When it's time for the real action, we surf. Surf the net. Learn with us as we ride the wave of information called the internet.

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Now wake up your brother, wake up your sister, wake up your mother, wake up your cousin, wake up the whole family, get on Facebook and tell the world that we are going to rock them right now.

Kyle does not like cheese. Life-long anti-cheese site. It brings me great shame and embarrassment and social authorization.

The world of cheeses is strange and intimidating and frankly it's terrifying to me.

Well, that should take care of those two evil geniuses for a while. I hope that they've learned their lessons that computers are built by people, for people to help people, not to control us.

Listen, I've got to give a clue here now. I don't want any more bullshit any time during the day. For anyone, that includes me.

It's going to be very hot. It's going to be very uncomfortable for everybody. Maybe we shouldn't talk. Wow, it saddens me.

Three flies, four flies, five flies. Gotta love Winnebago, man. If you have not seen the movie Winnebago, man, which is the guy you just heard Jack Rebney on the intro tape, you got to check that out.

And you got to check this out. It Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Man, that's right. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host, pod dog. I say, I say was that, though.

Pod dog is sitting right behind me. And I thought maybe it was because she recognizes that I go and every day slave over a hot laptop microphone to record this pod cart to make money so she can have food.

Maybe she was finally appreciating what I do for her, but it's actually because I made some bacon for lunch. And she's obsessed with it.

So that's what's going on with her. Oh, the baked kitty. The baked kitty climbed what I was still in bed this morning, climbed up and sat right next to me and licked my hand.

And it was the most adorable thing I've ever seen in my life or their little sand papery tongue. And then she proceeded to open her mouth and bite down on my finger as hard as she could while grabbing my entire arm with her rear legs and trying to murderate me.

It's a miracle that I even survived to come in here and record episode 2,317 and they collect your series.

Let the fun begin. You know, Harrison Ford, the actor, he liked to like, clarified who Harrison Ford is. Like in case, you know, you didn't know he's the actor.

Harrison Ford, he loves airplanes, flies them, collects them. Hello, airplanes. Yeah, it splints. You win. Bye.

But he had a run in the other day where he accidentally flew his airplane over a like, you know, commercial airliner that was sitting on the runway. And it's like the fourth or fifth run in his head.

I'm thinking the universe might be telling Han Solo to stop flying airplanes will go through his recent brushes with aeronautical disaster.

Also, Stephen Colbert now has the most popular late night television show.

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