Watch to keep its fly above too hard so sweet and love.

If the arrow strikes upon then there shall fly a turtle dove.

As a poem by Dr. Dan Drinkle.

Today's show is about healthy relationships.

Did you ever have a soul partner? Did you ever have a love?

Did you ever lose one or wondered how to keep it alive when it got old and brown?

You're gonna buy his lonesome. He's gonna get sick probably.

Well that's enough of this drivel travel. Let's find out what we want to know about.

Let's check it out. Check it out.

Give me a sec. Give me a sec.

T-B-T-L!

I've never felt this way about anybody before. Not even Bobby Sherman.

I completely and totally adored but now I realize that that was just puppy love.

And that this is the real thing.

Dude, the craziest thing happened this morning.

I got in my car, turned it on, had the radio on the alt station,

and the song playing was a freakin' rabid jackal.

I sh-t you not.

Blue my sh-t mind.

Oh I know this. This violates every can on a respectable broadcasting.

If I told you once, I've told you a thousand times.

I love you.

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