Episode #2315: Hot Take Time Machine

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2017

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Andrew is back from Costa Rica, where he did his best not to fight with a racist in a hot tub. He and Luke discuss that, and whether or not Andrew's driving teacher was trying to seduce him when he was 17. Plus, Adele stops mid-song at the Grammys, and Broadway has a toilet problem.

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0:00.0	Your Honor, this guy has been making bootleg Simpsons merchandise.
0:05.2	Bart, Scampson.
0:07.6	He is quite a scam.
0:08.6	Scampson.
0:11.3	Bart, Scampson.
0:12.6	Scott, like the music, Scott?
0:14.6	Scott.
0:15.3	Scott, got him, got him, got him, got him, you know, Scott.
0:19.1	I just thought with Scamp, Miss Bell.
0:20.7	You don't know Scott?
0:21.9	In all your education, you've got to go to law school and everything
0:24.4	and judge school or whatever it is you go to.
0:26.0	And you don't know the word Scott.
0:27.2	Welcome to America, friend.
0:28.9	I do not have a problem in general with bootleg Simpsons merchandise.
0:32.6	But this is the worst plan ever.
0:34.2	It's a thinker. You got to think about it.
0:35.6	T-B-T-L!
0:41.6	Well, well, here we are.
0:45.0	I want to congratulate you for being on time.
0:47.5	Close only counts in horse grenades.
0:50.5	It's the same because if you're playing horseshoes and then you throw a grenade in a horse,
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