Episode 230 - Dick on New Diet Coke

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2020

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

The tent-destroying armageddon of Burning Dick, shooting guns on acid, Decepticons on the road, advice for the terminally 5'11", "vagina havers", the Myers Briggs test, Barbie lectures white people, virgins with dating advice, New Diet Coke, Tony from "Hack the Movies" plugs his new Godzilla podcast, rewinding television, and arguing with consent; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I think we have enough chairs. We've got some of the hallway,
0:04.8	washer and dryer. I mean they can sit on the people can sit on the floor
0:08.4	or on each other's shoulders I guess. Hang from the reference like a
0:12.3	situation. Finche for the reference. Like a second,
0:13.2	fucking camping.
0:14.3	Yeah, it can't possibly be worse
0:16.7	than where we've been for the last 24 hours, can it?
0:19.9	You want to sit on the ground and get sandblasted
0:22.3	or you want to sit on the ground and get sandblasted or you want to sit on the ground and you know being a nice air-conditioned basement?
0:25.5	They're fine.
0:27.1	I am going to crank the AC up.
0:29.1	Sean, are you recording on your end by the way?
0:31.1	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:32.1	Oh, fantastic! I got you guys going all right let's just do it
0:35.2	fuck it's
0:39.2	a fucking error I'm gonna error again now I'm back to searching for the fucking show intro god damn it
0:50.8	there it is I think is gonna be one of those shows, I can already fucking tell man.
0:56.0	I can already fucking tell.
0:58.0	It's going to be one of those shows. Hey! Welcome to to the day,
1:13.0	What can do you do,
1:14.0	and you love that you got it
1:15.0	The show weapons of contest
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