Episode 229 - Dick on the Antifa Horror Movie

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2020

⏱️ 131 minutes

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Summary

Vito's Antifa Horror Movie, dogs with no eyes and the women who compliment them, the actual Trump sign guy, Tim Heidecker gets my Twitter account canceled because he is jealous of my masculine comedy, cougars and the no one who loved them, the great ammo shortage, breeding shoulders, Road Rage: Tampa is almost announced, The ADL vs. Gamers, a family piss duel, shooting net guns at criminals, and trans Jesus' sexual preferences; all that and more this week on The Dick Show.

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0:00.0	Oh God. I was so together today. Yeah, I could tell. I was not I really I was just dicking around
0:07.8	Honey, can you grab my notes? Did I just leave them? Oh, geez. How could you have lost my notes? Oh, geez. How could you have lost my notes?
0:14.0	Honey?
0:15.0	I don't know why.
0:16.0	I thought everything was fine.
0:18.0	It clearly isn't.
0:19.0	It's clearly all fucked up.
0:20.0	How you doing Vigo? How am I doing? I feel like good, but I don't know why. Yeah, I have that feeling.
0:30.0	Yeah, don't feel good.
0:33.0	I forgot the fucking link.
0:36.0	Late and gay, everybody, I know, I know, I know.
0:40.0	I saved the show today.
0:42.0	Connecting to the lives, yeah, yeah you did there would have been no link it would have been no link
0:46.8	do we have the voice modulator how without yeah without having a link yeah. No, no, but I mean like who, oh, thank you, maybe.
0:55.3	How would you have known? Well, when I sat down, I would have looked for the link to broadcast on.
1:01.4	Mm. Did I even hit, I thank God I hit Go Live.
1:04.0	Oh, thank God, the automatic Go Live is on.
1:07.0	Oh, that's what that means.
1:09.0	Oh, that's a little scary.
1:11.0	I hate being a bad host when you're coming in you're coming in hot with all kinds of stuff to give me and I'm fiddling around.
1:18.0	Oh, don't worry about it. Hey, hey, hey buddy, I got you this this. I can't pay attention.
1:23.6	Even the network television stations
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