Episode 231 - Dick on Turning FFFFFFFF

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2020

⏱️ 166 minutes

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Turning FFFFFFFF, the never-ending hangover, Adulting, new cringe PSAs, Cantillions ruins a birthday surprise, having to thank people for a birthday surprise, Bill Murray vs. menopause, No Nuts November, black people can’t marry white people, Tulpabrah calls in, Australia vs. hentai, wearing lifts in our shoes, suicide, Mersh, and the final Coronavirus argument; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	My new account did not get suspended. No, my new account, Sean's new account, based LA comedian is still there.
0:08.0	Are you based LA comedian? Is that with, okay? Jesus. I had to buy a burner phone for that. Oh really? Yeah, like a drug dealer.
0:16.7	I'm at target in the middle of the night tweaking out because I'm short of my social media fix.
0:21.6	Yeah, I need this, I need to get this phone. Can you open the case? of my
0:25.0	social media fix. I need this, I need to get this phone.
0:24.0	Can you open the case?
0:25.0	One day my door will get kicked in and I'll know exactly why.
0:28.0	I don't know exactly why.
0:30.0	I just got a, you know, you're aware of this plan is for you, I it, I need it, I mean I'm on my phone. Like why do you need, you need, I checked them, I know you have the phone here, I just checked it on my phone.
0:39.5	Don't worry about what I do.
0:41.5	I, kk, kkk. Somebody said yes, Mersch Discords. He will be in Discord. All right. It's these late, it's these afternoon
0:49.6	shows. We haven't done one in the afternoon really, have we? I mean not in a long time not in a long time it's always nighttime
0:57.3	Nighttime when I'm fighting through dinner to bring in the show. Well, we'll have to do that this week for sure.
1:03.0	Yeah, we got to do a bonus episode.
1:04.6	Maybe we should do it after the election.
1:06.6	Oh, that'll be fun.
1:07.6	A big either cope or celebration election.
1:13.0	Let's give it a couple days.
1:15.0	I think Trump's going to get 300 electoral's votes, whatever those are called.
1:20.0	Electoral votes?
1:21.0	Yeah, 300.
1:22.0	Yeah, he's going to be, it's gonna be a
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