Episode 228 - Dick on Gender Neutral Jesus

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2020

⏱️ 145 minutes

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Summary

Corporate-speak, law enforcement with "full release", Kian is reverse body shamed, Road Rage: Tampa, John Wick Mario, "The Evil Dead" Dicktation, Manterrupting, debate fly accounts and your ticket to Greenland, the WHO says to end the lockdowns, waiting in line to eat in the street, racist restaurant warnings, screwing Santa, sexism in whiskey, gender-neutral Jesus, a man’s psycho ex hides in his closet, a gun fighter calls in, and the wrong Trump guy calls in; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Well, well, well, and you know what I did? I cleaned up a little bit, I mean, very, very minimally.
0:08.0	I can tell though, actually. I can. I can.
0:11.0	I cleaned up and that means I threw away all my old papers that you need that you
0:16.5	really know it's on probably very important that I have these fucking papers every
0:20.0	week yeah see like this one I have episode 227 advice, read the Civil War letter, which I didn't do.
0:28.6	Which we had on the top.
0:30.5	We have to do that this week, right?
0:32.3	Yeah. So maybe I could have a list of things to remember to do.
0:37.0	Maybe remember not to throw your lists away.
0:40.0	Well, maybe I need an additional list.
0:43.0	Maybe you need a Dick Leash.
0:45.0	That's what I need.
0:47.0	That's what I thought.
0:48.0	I can't believe I didn't get instant buy-in from that invention.
0:51.0	Well, I don't know.
0:52.0	That guy is a genius is it mute or is jetbat deaf no it's not mute man
0:58.0	hey dick thanks the audio is
1:03.0	that before.
1:04.0	good to see everyone again.
1:05.0	Good to see everyone again on this lovely
1:08.0	Sunday. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday,
1:11.0	Sunday.
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