Episode 227 - Dick on Hassle Doctrine

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2020

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

Frank Hassle calls in about Boogie2988 shooing at him, celebrating Trump's death is different than RBG, capitalize Blacks, Birthers vs. COVIDs, walking through a screen door, a guy finds a sugar-trans parent, Mario64 still sucks, vocal fry, California paying reparations for slavery, a 10-day waiting period, period color, disavowing white supremacy like a thousand times, hegemony, never-ending advice from two Macho Mans, and my very crappy OxMad shirt; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I enjoy it
0:04.0	it.
0:06.0	but enjoying it would it compel you to buy this dog shit shirt
0:11.0	no look at the great look at the fucking glow and the gradient around it.
0:15.0	Yeah. I'm wearing an Ox Mad, the Ox Mad
0:17.8	wanted poster as a shirt that I purchased off of Maddox's
0:21.3	spread shirt. That color is really something else too. That's something to behold. That is a...
0:27.0	Only the bet... Is it Gilden? It's worse. It's like Haines Tity Chaf brand.
0:33.0	It's just so fucking.
0:35.0	I didn't think...
0:36.0	Oh, I didn't think there was a brand worse than Gilden, but this, I even got the medium,
0:40.0	the middle expensive one.
0:42.0	Oh, the middle, I thought you meant medium size medium no God no this is a large and it fits like a fucking tent look at this yeah
0:48.3	This is just dog shit quality.
0:50.5	Yeah.
0:51.5	absolute dog shit quality is it thin but rough?
0:54.0	Yes!
0:55.0	Yeah, that's the...
0:56.0	How did you know?
0:57.0	No, I know.
0:58.0	It's crazy, it's like, how is it so thin and so rough at the same time?
1:02.0	It's, it makes me feel like I just got a haircut and haven't
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