Episode #2274: The Less You Say, The Less You Regret
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2016
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Professional radio host Libby Denkmann joins the show from beautiful Los Angeles to discuss drunk dialing, the science behind asparagus pee, and whether Cleveland should throw a parade for the losing-est team in Browns history. Plus, holiday Music For Your Weekend!
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| 0:00.0 | Yes, it is daunting, but I did some research on amicable breakups. |
| 0:04.6 | I visited www.LadiesGoodHealthMag.com, backslash6-in-relationships-backslash86759904, backslash9432-1020.html. |
| 0:20.0 | Do you know that side? |
| 0:21.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:26.5 | It's like the human genome project. |
| 0:28.5 | But instead of mapping DNA, we're trying to make people sob so hard that they lose their ****. |
| 0:35.0 | Oh yeah, we're trying to make people real sad on purpose. |
| 0:37.5 | Let me just stop you there because if you finish that sentence, I'm going to rub cocaine in your eyes until you are blind. |
| 0:43.0 | One thing I have no shame before another mortal. All my shame is between myself and Christ. I never dropped my eyes to another human being. |
| 0:52.0 | My only advice for you is to get a grip. |
| 0:55.0 | It's bad, isn't it? |
| 0:56.5 | It's not great. Let's blow some tiny mines. |
| 1:04.0 | All right, you guys. I am not exaggerating what I say. |
| 1:08.0 | This is the closest I've ever come to not delivering a TBTL into your podcast inbox. |
| 1:16.0 | It was a little hairy there for a while. It was a little touch-and-go. |
| 1:20.5 | There are some technical ins, some technical outs, but here we are. |
| 1:26.0 | It looks like everything is working. |
| 1:28.0 | And we're ready to bring you this Friday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that is too beautiful to live. |
| 1:38.5 | And I will say I am psyched to bring you this show today. |
| 1:41.5 | By the way, my name is Andrew Walsh, Luke Burbank, still out, cruising the seas and getting hopefully the most out of that prepaid drink card he ended up buying. |
| 1:50.0 | Also, I need to say before I get distracted, this is episode number 2,274. |
| 1:59.0 | I keep forgetting to say that at the top of every show. |
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