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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2273: Wondrous Sausage Music

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2016

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Aaron "The Ace of Mace" Mason joins the show to discuss how his life went from a very, very low place to the happiest he's been in a long time. Then an unexpected visitor pops into the studio to talk about the time Andrew stabbed him in the back, professionally speaking. Also, a Weird Al Yankovic tweet has got Andrew feeling philosophical.

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0:00.0

Hey, Andrew. It's Stu from Internet. I just wanted to say great job running the show this week with the

0:07.9

special co-hosts. I would say, no, I'm a little biased there and I know we were a little scatterbrained on

0:13.8

Monday's show, but even my mother-in-law liked the show. And I've been having sex with her daughter for years.

0:20.0

So that's something I think we can build on.

0:23.0

And you know, Nikki Jardry was delightful on Tuesday. He was great. And you get that

0:28.3

Phyllis Friday on a Wednesday. That's just like an early holiday gift, basically. So anyway,

0:34.0

I don't know who you have lined up for Thursday and Friday. And I'm sure to be fine, but this

0:41.2

is just a request from me. And I think America at large, if you're thinking of having that goofball

0:46.1

Aaron Mason on, maybe go another way. First of all, he's squirrely. And you know, I don't trust

0:53.9

squirrely guys. Nobody does. And a second, and I'm not trying to be like a bomb thrower or a hot

1:00.7

take guy. And I'm not saying he's Hitler. But do your homework, buddy. Study it out. Study it out.

1:09.0

The people are talking about it. I'm just asking questions.

1:17.9

Why you have to do is study it out. Just study it out. And you'll see, you haven't done your homework,

1:22.5

buddy. What don't you understand? It's crystal clear. Ron Donald Dews, okay? The four

1:27.2

peas and one bee, politeness, professionalism, perfectionism, proactive, be on time. What are you

1:32.8

doing? Don't do that. But duality. What? No, don't do that. Now it's five peas. No, I already have four

1:38.4

peas. That's an RDD. That's a Ron Donald Dew. No, Ron Donald don't. You're funny. Yeah. You're really

1:43.9

funny. Right. I like you. I don't understand his brain. All I need is some tasty waves, cool buzz.

1:52.9

I'm fine.

2:00.7

All right. Say you've come to the right place, friendos. We have plenty of tasty waves.

2:05.8

A lot of cool buzzes. You'll be fine. Welcome to TBL. This is the show that is most

2:13.4

dolphinantly too beautiful to live. It's like Christmas except happy. My name is Andrew Walsh,

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