Episode #2275: WOIFE Zero

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2016

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev celebrate "Summer in December", even though they are ashamed to call it that. They discuss the origins of the word "WOIFE" and the proper way to use a dog shower.

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0:00.0	What's this?
0:04.0	This is North Pole. No, it's not.
0:07.0	Yes it is. No, it's not. Yes it is. No, it isn't.
0:10.0	Yes it is. No, it isn't. Yes it is. No, it's not. Where's the snow?
0:15.0	Why are you smiling like that? I just like to smile. Smiling is my favorite.
0:20.0	Make work your favorite. That's your favorite, okay? Okay. Work is your new favorite.
0:23.0	Fine. It's time for the announcement.
0:27.0	Okay people, tomorrow morning 10 a.m. Santa's coming to town.
0:31.0	Santa! Oh my god! Santa here? I know him.
0:38.0	I know him. TVTM!
0:57.0	Hey everybody, welcome to a Monday afternoon. Did somebody burp already?
1:02.0	Yes, sorry. That happened so quickly.
1:05.0	That was less than 20 seconds into our special week of broadcasting.
1:10.0	That is how on the day of my daughter's wedding, this is how you honor TVTL.
1:18.0	This is why I don't listen to staccadimes, by the way.
1:22.0	Well, here goes something. Welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of TVTL.
1:28.0	It's our week of holiday shows. Luke Burbank here along with Andrew Walsh.
1:34.0	Hey yo. And our good friend, Camaro Kev from the Staccadimes podcast.
1:38.0	Hey dude. I think it was like a throat gurgle. I don't think it was like a full-blown bird.
1:42.0	Yeah, it was very jingsy. That's what it was. I caught him out.
1:45.0	I don't know. I have my version of that is my stomach will gurgle.
1:50.0	But it sounds exactly like I'm farting.
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