Episode 226 - Dick on No-Knock Knock Jokes

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2020

⏱️ 141 minutes

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My Ruth Bader Gonesburg shirt is removed for hate speech, I shave to not look fat, Old Sean, the X-Men Genesis game, flavored creamer, a memorial push-up contest, no-knock warrants, Canceling Netflix for better reasons, J.P. Morgan busted for laundering a billion dollars, Encyclopedia Dramatica gets sued, and how to trick your girlfriend into more oral sex; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Oh, Medaker want, man, is that guy okay?
0:04.0	Medaker has some kind of a lymphoma, large cell,
0:09.0	who has what, what, Hodgkin's lymphoma?
0:12.0	Mr. Medaker, he's been in treatment or cancer for like a couple months.
0:17.8	Medaker?
0:18.8	Yeah, Mr. Medaker, that guy.
0:20.4	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:21.4	Really? Is he, uh, yeah, really. Mm-hmm.
0:23.0	Is he, uh, what's the prognosis?
0:25.0	I don't know, I think he's got like five years to live.
0:27.0	I'm looking at fucking, people are posting fucking Titt pictures and then I see my name
0:31.0	associate.
0:32.0	I know, I know, I can't get, I gotta get rid of that. If we have audio. I know.
0:33.0	I gotta get rid of that.
0:34.4	Can't have it.
0:35.4	Can't have it.
0:37.2	Can't have that.
0:38.4	I heard you, you said his name twice.
0:40.9	And then I had to really think back I'm like
0:42.8	fuck who did he say?
0:44.8	As I was a tids.
0:45.9	Yeah well yeah and then I just I'm distracted by what's going on over there.
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