You know, Halloween is fast approaching.

The day when parents encourage little boys to dress like little girls and little girls

to dress like horse and go door to door, brow-beating, hard-working Americans into giving them

free food.

Well, you know what, Western Ohio?

We've lost the true meaning of Halloween.

Fear.

Halloween is that magical day of the year when a child has told their grandmothers a demon.

It's been feeding them rat casserole with a crunchy garnish of their own scabs.

One must know fear.

Without it, they won't know how to behave.

They'll try franching grizzly bears or consider living in Florida.

So moms, skip trick-or-treating this year.

And instead, sit your little toddler down and explain that Daddy's a hungry zombie.

And before he went out to sharpen his pitchfork, he whispered to mommy that you look delicious.

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We traced the call. It's coming from inside the house. You don't just get out of that house. This year Halloween fell on a weekend. Me and ghetto were the trick of treating. Robin little kids for bags. Till a nomen got behind our ass. So it speeded up the pace. Took a look back. And he was right before our face. God damn homie.

My mind has clean tricks on me. I don't want to scare anyone, but the podcast is coming from inside the house. My house anyway. Here at Burbank Springs in the

Belingham, Washington town known as the Bay City. Hi, my name is Luke Burbank. Welcome to a. What is this? A Monday Halloween edition of TBTL. The show that just might be too beautiful to live.

I am petrified. Petrified with this story. Let's get some more Halloween music going here since ghetto boys. Wasn't as long as I thought it was going to be here at the top of the show.

This is episode 2,240 in a collector's series. Welcome to the program. Everybody. Let's see here. It is Halloween. And so we are going to bring you in the fine TBTL tradition. Our spooktacular story. The haunting of David Bose, our former coworker who once met a. We can only assume was an actual real zombie on the streets of Seattle, Washington. So we'll play that for you. It's a Monday. Even though it's Halloween.

We still have to bring you the TBTL no point conversion. I was as the intro tape was rolling. I was trying to think of a way to make the no point conversion. Like the no. How would I Halloween that up? The TBTL grown point conversion. That's terrible. Anyway, we'll do that. We'll talk about sport because Seahawks had a very dramatic game yesterday. And we got your emails and your emails. We've also got this guy. I can't.

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