Episode #2239: Everything's Coming Up Walsh-House!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 28 October 2016
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
Luke joins the show from a parking lot in Florida, where he's catching the unwanted gaze of a security guard and a family of raccoons fighting over potato chips. He and Andrew discuss animals in the news, including a woman who angered the internet by complaining about a bodega cat.
Special thanks to Kristen Arntzen and James Norton for supporting today's show.
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| 0:00.0 | I love my job. Oh my god. I want to do it forever, especially because this is a kind of job that I've gotten better at every hour |
| 0:07.2 | And it's also the kind of job that you need to be fast on your feet. You need to be quick and you need to sort of |
| 0:13.2 | uh |
| 0:15.4 | I don't even know what the word is |
| 0:22.9 | So look why don't you |
| 0:24.9 | download my blog |
| 0:26.6 | It's free. Of course we do |
| 0:29.2 | Appreciate donations. This person has something amazing, you know, maybe you're not |
| 0:33.7 | You see yeah, you know, it's it's a little bit beyond your comprehension at this moment |
| 0:39.0 | But there's something great about that person. It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care |
| 0:44.2 | You know what I care about? |
| 0:45.8 | Artistry and you and my kids and polar bear couches. You're a messy little person ain't you? |
| 0:51.7 | Look man, you know your stuff, but you're like a crazy volcano |
| 0:55.5 | You have to show me you can bring it down a notch. I'll bring it down a thousand notches if I have to |
| 1:05.2 | No, we're gonna kick it up a thousand notches because we have to welcome to this Friday afternoon edition of tvtl |
| 1:11.2 | It's actually a Friday morning edition of tvtl and I know what you're thinking right now guys |
| 1:17.2 | You're thinking aw shit. I hear Andrew's voice first |
| 1:21.6 | That means Luke's not on the show today |
| 1:24.4 | It's gonna be another Andrew fest |
| 1:27.8 | Well, you couldn't be more wrong. Luke is on the show today guys. He's just joining us by phone |
| 1:33.7 | Apparently from a parking lot |
| 1:36.0 | Outside of an airport in florida like any upstanding citizen |
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