Episode #2241: Gateway Rug

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2016

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew compare and contrast their Halloween evenings. (Andrew got everything he could hope for. Luke, not so much.) They also discuss a recently discovered hoax in the world of mixology.

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0:00.0	Super Denon, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
0:04.0	I thought we were having steamed clams.
0:07.0	Oh no, I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.
0:11.0	You call hamburgers steamed hams?
0:14.0	Yes, it's a regional dialect.
0:16.0	Uh, what region?
0:18.0	Uh, upstate New York?
0:20.0	Really? Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams.
0:25.0	Oh, not in Utica. No, it's an Albany expression.
0:27.0	I see.
0:28.0	T-B-T-L!
0:34.0	Oh, hey, hey.
0:35.0	Is that still a thing?
0:37.0	Hello, homies. Hello, and good bye.
0:40.0	Good bye.
0:41.0	I was just fixing to get me some grub, beans.
0:45.0	I love beans. Big fat hot choosy beans.
0:50.0	Oh, don't get me going on beans.
0:52.0	Or I'll be jabbering away till the sun comes up.
0:56.0	That's a donny brook. That's a total donny brook.
0:59.0	A donny brook.
1:00.0	Nor did donny brook use.
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