Episode #2232: This Is My Face, This Is My Bo-ody
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 19 October 2016
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Luke is in New York, where he is enamored with the salad options. Meanwhile, Andrew has a questionable hip-hop-related joke that he can't let go of. They discuss one reporter's herculean attempts to track down Bill Murray.
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| 0:00.0 | I just noticed something that in one of your interviews with John Candy, I believe it looked like an older interview |
| 0:05.5 | If you had less hair than you have today, how do you explain that I don't wear a wig sir paint your bald spot |
| 0:11.4 | What bald spot you paint your bald spot? |
| 0:14.9 | I don't know what you're talking about sir my hair grows you paint your bald spot. I don't have a bald spot |
| 0:20.2 | How come you had less hair on the tape? |
| 0:22.9 | Maybe my hair grew maybe I had a bad haircut that day you by the way something where you care |
| 0:29.3 | Paint your bald spot. I don't do you paint your bald spot paint your bald spot. You sick |
| 0:40.5 | You've heard the late night comedians you've heard the critics you've heard about the pundits you've heard the criticism and the counselors |
| 0:48.9 | Now tonight I want you to listen to me found a feces in a chair now |
| 0:55.5 | No, the incident reports need to be really really specific. Hey, what else should I put? |
| 1:01.2 | Well for starters, it's not a feces. It's just feces |
| 1:04.5 | But it really wasn't a game. It was just one piece |
| 1:07.5 | But you bet there's no singular form for feces. It's not feces or feces. It's just feces |
| 1:13.2 | The director's guild of America will bring down its swift sort of justice on you rank amateurs |
| 1:18.7 | You guys did a good job tonight. I can't wait to do for real. That was a good warm up |
| 1:22.9 | Very good warm up. Yeah, well come on. What are you waiting for? |
| 1:31.9 | Hey there folks welcome to a Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL |
| 1:37.6 | The show that just might be too beautiful to live coming to you |
| 1:42.2 | From New York City and the comfortable confines of the Parker |
| 1:48.7 | Meridian Hotel just |
| 1:52.5 | I don't know one two three four five |
| 1:55.3 | Five or six buildings back from Central Park |
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