Episode #2233: No Offense, Donovan

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2016

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Luke has fallen in love with New York City all over again. He tells Andrew about his adventures and about an amazing new app he discovered. Plus, more salad talk, what we could all learn from George H.W. Bush, and whether a North Korean chimp should quit smoking.

Special thanks to Aislinn Byrne and Jennifer Dunne for supporting today's show!

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0:00.0	It's just that you've got to be careful these days.
0:03.3	Yeah, I know, I know.
0:04.9	Do you?
0:06.6	I thought I knew, too.
0:08.1	Until one night, I was checking out this disco tech.
0:11.0	The one in the bowling alley on 15 mile.
0:13.6	I met this girl. She seemed really nice.
0:16.4	We danced a bit. I kissed her.
0:18.5	One thing led to another.
0:19.7	And now I get sores on my lip once a month.
0:25.7	I have herpes.
0:27.2	It doesn't hurt that much, but believe me, you don't want it.
0:33.8	Can I please go now?
0:36.6	And his blue your mind, didn't I?
0:43.5	Oh, good. Here we all are. Together again.
0:47.1	I was in a band back in the day.
0:49.2	Oh, yeah, what was the band?
0:51.3	The band was back in the day.
0:52.8	It was in a band back in the day.
0:54.3	The name was a band.
0:55.0	It was back in the day.
0:56.0	Everybody on Twitter has been asking which celebs are you crushing on?
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