I did. It's me. I am at the airport. I just landed here in Seattle and I had a slightly weird idea.

Instead of like recording a show at your house, would you be cool with coming and grabbing me at the airport

and then maybe we could go up to this place, have its flammels that sells like old-school hats and all that,

which I've been meaning to go to for a long time. So would you be up for coming and grabbing me at the airport

and then we can like cruise up to that place and maybe record the show on our way up there and maybe on our way back?

If you are up for this, I promise to buy you a Pistarami sandwich at Tats, which is just right around the corner.

And I also promise to give you five stars on your Uber rating since I'm turning you into my personal Uber driver.

If you do not think this is a good idea, I understand. If you need me, I'll be in the Alaska lounge getting drunk on free red wine.

So just let me know.

T-B-T-L!

Alright, pulling up to Alaska arrivals.

Hey, Burbank.

How'd you like my driving?

That was a pretty sick move you pulled there. You were almost past me and I was expecting you to make another loop.

But then you were looking for his dukes if Hazard did it.

You kind of did also why don't the doors open on this car? What I have to go through the window.

That's right. Well, I like the way you ran across and then tumbled across the hood of my car, which is hard on a sign, by the way.

Well, I got Roscoe and Boss Hogg trailing me by which I mean TSA people that were mad at me back in Bellingham and just a dash of racism.

Wait, on their part, right? Not on me.

I don't know. I think the whole show was questionable. I haven't gone back and studied it.

I think that when it comes to how Daisy was sort of perceived on that show and probably a variety of other things including but not limited to weird kind of microaggressions regarding race and other things, I don't think that show is going to hold up well.

Do you know that I wasn't allowed to watch it because it portrayed police in a negative light?

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