Episode 223 - Dick on the Testicle Hernia

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2020

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

Fat Pig Friday, Sean's WAP, amateur bartenders, women sharing your food, sound-alike racism, the have-nots vs. the barely haves, trust the government survey, a guy with a testicle hernia, Colony Siege, Zoomers don’t use punctuation, how to not get married, the "rock bottom" myth, clear garbage bags, real penis reduction surgery, the untested Swine Flu vaccine, and Madilox likes anal; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Bah da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.
0:04.0	Dun da da da. I gotta wake up man.
0:08.0	It's too fucking hot to live.
0:12.0	It's too hot to live, man.
0:15.0	It's 111 at my house right now.
0:17.0	A hundred and eleven. Jesus Christ.
0:21.0	And it's hotter in the West Valley.
0:24.0	My parents' house?
0:25.0	It was 300 degrees yesterday.
0:27.0	Celsius.
0:28.0	Yeah, we went up there.
0:29.0	Yeah.
0:30.0	The barbecue didn't even turn on it burst into flames.
0:32.6	It had to throw it into the pool.
0:34.4	We had to wheel the fridge out there to cook the, to slow cook the pork.
0:39.6	Dogs going, yeah.
0:42.0	Dogs going out into the backyard are bursting into flames. These dumb dogs. My parents dumb dogs. This
0:49.2	dogs plural? Yeah because my sister brings her dog over. Her idiot dog over.
0:53.0	She's got a, what's one of those,
0:55.0	Labradoodles?
0:56.0	They're one of these shmucks.
0:58.0	They're one of these poor unfortunate shitheels,
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