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🗓️ 15 September 2020
⏱️ 170 minutes
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Life or death with the LAPD, a guy with no inner monologue calls in, re-stubbing my toe, gender penis reveals, Sean on the miracle of life, women turning the volume up by one notch, the age of the edgelord preacher man, Lululemon sells #ResistCapitalism, California fire prevention vs. global warming, People of Color Cafes, the Walmart Farter eats hot wings before a date, finding your life-work balance at 22, a sexual assault training video, and Chaggot and Baked Alaska in studio; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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0:00.0 | The disconnect between the statement that the LAPD, well he said the cops got killed in Compton, |
0:08.0 | somebody just walked up and executed them in their car. |
0:10.3 | No shit. |
0:11.3 | Yeah. |
0:12.3 | I hope we're not in a place where we have to say that that's frowned upon. |
0:18.6 | But these days I don't know anymore. |
0:20.1 | I mean it's not something that I support. But I also but you know I'm open to a good argument. |
0:25.8 | Yeah. Okay now let's hear the other sound. Oh okay so that was the executioner's argument. |
0:31.4 | It feels like, it feels like people are compelled to just say mindlessly, |
0:39.1 | I hate that. Like, ah, yeah, you know, that's murder. That murder. That's yeah, that's number one. Well that's the thing |
0:45.8 | Moses didn't even need to say it. It came out. Thou shalt not kill and people said I mean come |
0:50.0 | yeah, come on Moses. It's because It's because society doesn't tolerate that. |
0:55.0 | No, we would never tolerate a society in which you could just be walking down the street |
0:58.0 | and somebody just shoots you for no reason. |
1:00.2 | That's why murder is wrong, because it's a collective morality of society. |
1:04.4 | It's not even something you have to put in writing. |
1:06.6 | No. |
1:07.6 | But they only put it in writing so that they cover their bases |
1:10.5 | for putting you know locking people up. Well, we have to say that if you do this, |
1:14.4 | this happens. |
1:15.4 | Did you guys write that down? |
1:16.6 | Yeah, no, he just kind of figured it was murder. |
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