Episode 222 - Dick on The Malarkey-archy

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2020

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Summary

Breaking my foot while camping, declaring girlfriend bankruptcy, risking your life for low financing, the sports of riots and political theater, bravely running away, I am Jesus, Carl gets on meds, ToS acceptable memories, Black Panther dies and I don't care, Empire shuts down, 6% of COVID deaths, sister brain surgery, what types of guns to get, and Captain Insano getting kicked out of Walmart for farting; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Did you keep the gun in the vegetable drawer?
0:03.0	Is that where you keep your gun?
0:05.0	That's a Homer kept it, wasn't it?
0:07.0	Wasn't?
0:08.0	When you talk, we had the gun episode?
0:09.0	Was it something else?
0:10.0	I don't know.
0:11.0	I don't fucking know. I try not to keep my guns in the same town as me okay why is that it's easier if you need to go to a different town and use a gun if you just already have it
0:21.6	Oh Oh you're talking about Kyle. Isn't everyone?
0:25.0	Kyle the saint. Kyle the saint. Sean, one child is out there living the dreams of millions of men.
0:34.4	Put one...
0:35.4	Someone finally did it.
0:37.2	They put themselves in a self-defense situation.
0:40.2	Can you believe it?
0:41.2	Yeah.
0:42.2	They're a hero.
0:42.9	They put themselves in a self-defense situation.
0:46.8	It's like a fireman that starts fires.
0:48.9	Somebody finally went and did it.
0:51.5	Yeah, everybody threatens to put themselves in a self-defense situation, but somebody, a hero, a young man, a hero, actually went and did it. Seems like it. Oh, it seems did it.
1:04.0	Seems like it. Oh, it seems like it.
1:06.0	What do you mean seems like it?
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