Episode 221 - Dick on the Hunt for Waluigi

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2020

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Summary

The inverse of the reflection of the man, VR horror games, throw-up comedy, guys who pretend to be upset by "Cuties", competition in arts and crafts, it doesn't look like the picture, getting laid with vitiligo, throw-up comedy, expensive used trucks, Cantillions has COVID, Digi-nee tokens, and the phone number of doom; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Oh God the camera adds weight and it removes hair.
0:05.0	Oh yeah. You know that about the camera?
0:07.0	Cameras are notoriously brutal.
0:10.0	No, they are on your hair line.
0:12.0	So these people who are doing show... No, they are. They are. They really are.
0:13.0	So these people who are doing shows from home and stuff and they had to like learn how to do their
0:16.9	own makeup, like through this quarantine, if you ever seen people, you're like, oh God!
0:20.7	This is how my hair usually is.
0:23.0	You see that?
0:24.0	Yeah.
0:25.0	It's just, that's my hair line, it goes down like that.
0:28.0	Yeah.
0:29.0	This other one, about like that, like Big Earn.
0:31.0	Yeah.
0:32.0	That's how I like my hair to look. Big Earn. Yeah. That's how I liked my hair to look. Big Earn. Gamepin. Finally, Big Earn is above the law. I can buy my way out of anything. That's a fucking, it's such a great movie.
0:44.0	Yeah, it is.
0:46.0	Finally.
0:48.0	And about now your butt feels like an about to explode Broat worst.
0:52.0	Would you quit talking? It's like right in a... like an about to explode broad worst.
0:52.6	Would you quit talking?
0:54.4	It's like right in his ear.
0:55.4	I wasn't talking while you were bowling.
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