Episode 220 - Dick on Sex Tapes

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2020

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Summary

My American Psycho sex tape vs. Ralph's Sex Tape, Null breaks up with me because I'm toxic to his brand, Catboy Kami calls in, a gigantic croquet failure, temperature guns, Tropic thunder and blazing saddles, a cop runs for the White House, Catboy Kami calls in, Sharing your finances with your wife, Vito takes a bath, “Bi-hacking”, Sean’s Animal Corner, and “Bumper”; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	We all could have done with a hint.
0:02.0	Actually, I didn't even need a hint.
0:04.0	I don't need even a hint.
0:06.0	I'd like a hint of how big a guy's penis is.
0:10.0	Okay, you mean just... I'll take it.
0:12.0	Ballpark. I'm curious... Like, you mean just, I'll take it. Ballpark, yeah, I'm curious, you're curious.
0:15.0	Small, medium, large, something, I mean,
0:17.0	you know, you can't help big enough for you?
0:19.0	It's too much, actually.
0:21.0	That's too much, Either yes or no?
0:24.0	Yeah, like that, yeah, yes or no.
0:26.0	Are we clearing fist or what?
0:28.0	That's what I want to know.
0:30.0	Is it like, is it, I'll take a all right or whoa. Those are my levels. We're at the
0:37.4	urinal we're all looking you know and I'm looking for whoa.
0:41.2	Yeah, I'm looking for the whoa penis okay that's what I'm looking for yeah and you
0:47.2	get a all right just what I suspected a ding dong And then sometimes you go, whoa!
0:54.0	Yeah, what's going on there?
0:56.0	Wow!
0:57.0	Whoa!
0:58.0	So what is it in...
0:59.0	Samma, Zama.
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