Episode #2194: I'm Here To Zooble All These Zits
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 26 August 2016
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew mansplain "mansplaining" to each other, drawing on examples from their own lives. Plus, the StuBot checks in from the Minnesota state fair, Andrew considers going public-radio-rogue, and North Korea gives Netflix a run for its money.
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| 0:00.0 | Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, tomorrow I'm gonna get you a venti, which is |
| 0:04.4 | Two sizes bigger than this one |
| 0:07.5 | Twice as generous |
| 0:10.4 | Well the next day I'll get you a |
| 0:12.7 | Guarante |
| 0:14.2 | Oh, well, yeah, yeah, it's a 40 ounce and then the next day I'll get you a siento |
| 0:18.9 | You can get here on Friday. I'll have picked you up a Googleplex. Yeah, oh good |
| 0:24.3 | Because on next Monday, I'm gonna buy you an |
| 0:27.6 | Infantatilla |
| 0:35.2 | Rolling out of there |
| 0:38.0 | With one thing on my mind. How does it feel like? |
| 0:42.9 | I'm serious. How does it feel like I've only seen one person ever have it as much as you currently do |
| 0:50.0 | First I want you to turn and look at each other |
| 0:53.9 | Oh, no, that's nice. Just stare deeply into each other's eyes. Yeah |
| 0:59.6 | Good, let's say the first thing that pops into your brain. I don't want to touch sandpaper. I like the whiz |
| 1:04.2 | It is evolutional. It is anthropological. It is |
| 1:08.6 | Biological well, I'll tell you one thing. I'm not even top of Johns. That's spicy stuff |
| 1:13.9 | Tacos hot tacos here. Let's get one thing straight. I'm the funny guy around here |
| 1:24.0 | Yeah, I called dibs on that like I don't know eight years ago, and that still applies |
| 1:28.7 | So I'm gonna be the funny one around here on this Friday afternoon edition of TBTL |
| 1:34.3 | This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live. That's a terrific title. It jumps out at you like a rat and you're on the way a draw |
| 1:43.2 | My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host |
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