Episode #2195: Can't Start, Will Stop

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2016

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew mourn the passing of Gene Wilder and his brilliant comic timing. Plus, what Michelangelo's David has to do with Andrew's linen suit, and the truth behind Bob Ross' hair.

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0:00.0	What's your name?
0:02.0	Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me...
0:08.0	Jim.
0:10.0	Okay, Jim.
0:12.0	Since you are my guest and I am your host, what are your pleasures?
0:16.0	What do you like to do?
0:18.0	Well, I don't know.
0:20.0	Play chess.
0:23.0	Screw.
0:25.0	Well, let's play chess.
0:27.0	C-B-T-L!
0:33.0	What's it do?
0:35.0	You see, it makes everlasting gobs stoppers.
0:37.0	Did you say everlasting gobs stoppers?
0:39.0	That's right. For children with very little pocket money, you can suck them forever.
0:43.0	How do you make them?
0:45.0	I'm a trifle deaf in this year. Speak a little louder next time.
0:47.0	I'll never forget these afternoons we've had.
0:50.0	I don't think I've ever known such peace and happiness in my life.
0:54.0	You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers.
0:58.0	These are people of the land.
1:02.0	The common clay of the new west.
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