Episode #2193: Tomorrow's Mistakes Today

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2016

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

A new article says Seattle's low-brow teriyaki scene is getting killed-off by tech-bro transplants. Luke and Andrew do their part to stop this with an on-air teriyaki lunch. Plus, Andrew calls B.S. on a "news story" about KFC, and Luke is concerned about an Anne of Green Gables reboot and what it could mean for the future of puffy sleeves.

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0:00.0	We have a very special lunch at about two o'clock.
0:04.0	Christmas dinner is ready, come on everyone!
0:10.0	We pull Christmas crackers.
0:17.0	I've got a blue hat and a green pen.
0:21.0	I've got red hat and a joke.
0:24.0	Listen, what do frogs write on their Christmas cards?
0:31.0	Hoppy Christmas.
0:33.0	T-B-T-L!
0:40.0	Tonight I am going to take you on a journey that you will never forget.
0:44.0	Every year this party becomes more outrageous.
0:47.0	I'm strong y'all, I'm fast, I got stamina, I don't look it, and I'm no magic.
0:51.0	My worst quality is that I'm a perfectionist.
0:53.0	Let me mention this.
0:54.0	I am agreeable to a fault.
0:56.0	What are you doing?
0:58.0	Why do you need to sleep?
0:59.0	You know normal stuff.
1:01.0	You gotta keep the seat down, girl!
1:03.0	Not too much to ask to keep the seat down!
1:07.0	Soak in wet!
1:10.0	I heard my back! Soak in wet!
1:13.0	What's your story taught to me?
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