I'm Floyd Brown. I'm the executive director of Young America's Foundation.

I'm Diana Ho, and I was one of the founders of the media division of the American Psychological Association.

My name is Kevin Beacon, for those of you who need an introduction. I am an award-winning journalist.

I've won a local Emmy, but in truth, I'm just a gypsy, tumbling around the globe, chasing truth,

which is, as you know, quick-selver. The more you try to grasp it, the more it slips through your hands.

News, because I am the face of it in Spokane, Washington, is my life, my lover, my mistress,

my best friend, and I will fight to the death to defend it. And with that, I relinquish to you,

Mr. Chair.

T-B-T-L.

I'm Chuck Worry, and I'm here to talk to you about catheters.

Describe that man to me again.

Well, I already told him that he was big and ugly, like a monster in the movies.

I mean, these guys aren't really my friends, you know. I barely know their names.

I mean, I know Carlos, but only because of that old song, Carlos, the tickle monster.

Wait, what song is that?

Oh god, I knew he made that up, but it did help me remember.

I would rather have sex with someone, because they thought I was someone else

than not have sex with someone, because they thought I was me.

It's not easy being drunk all the time.

Everyone would do it if it were easy.

This is an easy one-step process to being infotained for the next hour.

You take your telephone, your computer, your digital music interface, and you hit play.

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