Episode #2191: No Runs, No Hits, Several Errors

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2016

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Andrew is ready to throw his phone out the window, and it's not because of something he heard on TBTL. Luke tries to offer some advice, and they also end up discussing the ongoing fallout from the death of Gawker. Plus: Luke discovers "Stranger Things", and the final two contenders in the Song of the Summer contest are announced!

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0:00.0	I'm Brooke. I was dead last week.
0:04.0	I'm Johnny. I like the place between your head and your body.
0:09.0	I like your hair.
0:12.0	It looks like wet popcorn.
0:15.0	Thank you.
0:16.0	Would you like to see the smile that I use when I post for photographs?
0:19.0	Yes, please.
0:21.0	Do you want to see the face I make when I see a snake made out of candy?
0:25.0	Yes.
0:30.0	That's good.
0:32.0	What's your favorite time of day?
0:34.0	No.
0:36.0	What's your favorite time of day?
0:38.0	A minute ago.
0:40.0	T-B-T-L!
0:46.0	Their religious practice of growing natural long hair
0:49.0	was misunderstood as somehow being threatening.
0:52.0	You're cute, but selfish, and narcissistic to the point of near delusion.
0:56.0	Don't bully me. All right, I can't take it.
0:59.0	I was cyberbullied within an inch of my life last night.
1:02.0	If you need a kiss so bad, why don't you kiss a potato like the rest of us?
1:05.0	Don't you know your direction?
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