First of all, I'd like to see the chef face-to-face. These are the best Cajun chicken niblets I've ever had.

Also, we're gonna want to get dessert. I'm wondering which wine pairs best with the Oreo cheesecake.

I wouldn't know that. You don't know. Okay, perhaps you should send over the house Somalian.

Greg is from Nigeria. No, I don't mean Craig. I don't see how this helps us. I just want to get some more great, huh?

One thing you can do, you can paint the energy, you can paint them with flowers, you can paint them with fish, you can paint them with battleships, you can paint them and look like a torpedo.

Dude, give me a brak. This is grass clippings. Give us the real deal or we're out of here.

What don't you understand? It's crystal clear. Ron Donald Dews, okay? The four peas and one bee.

Politeness, professionalism, perfectionism, proactive, be on time. What are you doing? Don't do that. Don't do that.

But you're alty. What? No, don't do that. Now, it's five peas. No, I already have four peas. That's an RDD.

That's a Ron Donald Dew? No, Ron Donald don'ts. This is so good using, Ron.

I'm gonna do for you guys. I'm gonna be up to the best stuff, okay? You guys jump into my van. Dolphin it, for sharks. Come on.

Tell us, what's it like to be on top of the world? Honestly, this is great. I feel terrific. I look great.

We're in a suit to the office. No joke. It makes you better than everyone else there.

All right, you guys. Here's everything you need to know about the next hour of your life.

You are listening to a podcast. It's called TBTL. That stands for Two Beautiful To Live.

I honestly don't know if the official name of the show is TBTL or Two Beautiful To Live.

It's like a KFC. You can talk if you try a chicken thing. I don't know that.

I do know it's usually hosted by Luke Burbank. He's a daytime Emmy-winning journalist who's famous for his work

with Cinder Blocks and unruly contractors. I'm usually his co-host, Slash Sidekick, Slash Producer,

Slash Manboy. My name is Andrew Walsh. Luke is on vacation this week, though. So I'm filling in.

I'm not famous for anything, but I can eat a lot of hot dogs in one sitting.

This is episode number 2,177. I usually have a robot who says that for me, but it's for day off.

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