I've invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.

Right, and what's positive about that?

Well, it's a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.

Well, could it also give worms to ex-boyfriends?

This is a drug for the world to give worms to ex-girlfriends.

Well, great. Thanks for stopping by.

You just don't get it here.

If you could imagine you took a viking and fed him

crack and whiskey for a thousand years, you're in the right ballpark.

We have all the facts on this we need.

We don't need any more facts.

In the land of truth, my friend.

The man with one fact is the king.

If you want to watch this video with your mom or your dad

or your sister or your brother or your best friend, that's great.

But some things are kind of difficult to talk about

or even think about if there's an older person around.

We are still out for this afternoon, right?

Operation Monkey Brain.

Wow, you are really good at wasting time.

Can I go home now?

Stay right where you are. Nobody is going anywhere.

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