Obviously your kid needs a male role model because I'll be honest with you. He's soft. We can so far because he's your son

No, you spent all your time reading books and looking at numbers and letters like they mean something

They do. Do you know how to read? I get by. All right. What do you know? You know, like red means stop great green means go good

Yellow's the other one

TVTL

If I told you once I've told you a thousand times I

love you

We would like a large pie with pepperoni pineapple and

Cheesy crust. I did not and never would mean what some people have inferred. I meant when I use the words

I accidentally chose I hope that clarifies the issue and this can be the last word on those words. So what are you trying to say?

It's trying to say that I am so big my bum is so big you need to order to various countries far away

To get enough material to make a pair of pants so I can fit my incredibly obese

Buttocks into a pair of your specially made little suit

Objection on the grounds that I'm like what you wait you want you you could do so you

You could you you want I don't understand

Gobble gobble gobble turkey from jive turkey goblers, you know

So much jive turkey gobbling about to happen right here on TVTL

It is Thursday morning and we're recording in the studios of chiro radio

I should reiterate TVTL is was and

Ever shall be too beautiful to live. My name is Andrew Walsh

Luke Burbank is on vacation this week. I've been filling in

It's been going okay. I guess we've had some good shows

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