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The Dick Show

Episode 216 - Dick on Victim Envy

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.81.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2020

⏱️ 183 minutes

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Summary

Trigger discipline and the first rule of guns, the failures of ranked choice voting, the racism of color blindness, Kiwi Chris is a free man, abortions vs. $100 Chili’s gift cards, Frank Hassle survives a knife assault, Big Herpes, Null on Islamic law, a woman “beefs” with her boyfriend about laundry, imaginary COVID deaths, Chris Evans tries to chase a little boy's clout, and Vito's cowardice; all that and more this week on The Dick Show

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0:00.0

Oh, come on Chris the Key, we call in today, you son of a bitch. Is he going to? I hope so.

0:08.0

You have a supposed, really? Have you been, uh, you've been trying to hit him up?

0:12.0

Priming the pump.

0:13.2

It's probably got a lot to he's probably got a lot to report doesn't he of his own

0:17.6

going on he says a lot to report he can't stay away. No he can't stay away but he's got real stuff to report now. He has to then. I'm going to be

0:28.2

disappointed if he does it. Love that guy. He's a psycho.

0:35.0

Manage, come on man, man,

0:39.0

man, don't fuck me like this YouTube.

0:42.0

Excellent connection. Wow. It's the harbinger of doom.

0:47.0

Excellent. Are we streaming? Yeah I think so. Oh, man. Oh, man.

0:53.0

I can't believe that time I streamed a whole show without hitting go live.

0:58.0

Oh, yeah.

1:00.0

Why doesn't it just go live automatically?

1:02.0

It's such a pain in the ass. just go live automatically. Wait then...

1:04.0

Oh, and you...

1:06.0

Like the whole show.

1:07.0

Was everybody complaining?

1:08.0

Yeah, but I didn't see it.

1:10.0

No, that's what I remember that.

1:11.0

Yeah, well, wasn't the whole show, was it was it? It was like it was a good 30 minutes. I know

1:15.4

And it was good quality stuff. Yeah. Quality. Well, you know quality stuff got missed

1:20.3

We bring that on a weekly basis. I know I hate for anyone to miss even a second of the quality. Yeah

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