Episode 217 - Dick on Wonder Bread

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2020

⏱️ 187 minutes

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Dealing with the Garbage Store, diversity in serial killing with Mike from Sword and Scale, The Wonder Bread fetish guy calls in to explain himself, Gavin McInnes sends me a rude text, Mersh does a Macho Man impression, face mask stats, seeing my dad's penis, what Ari's boobs feel like, Lena Dunham, virtual fans, Trader Jose's, white women showing off their gooch, and Digi-Nee might chop off his penis; all that and more this week on The Dick Show

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0:00.0	Oh man I kind of don't.
0:05.0	What is that shirt?
0:06.0	This shirt is about burgers and freedom.
0:09.0	This is Abraham Lincoln French fries.
0:12.0	I actually don't remember. Yeah, that's Abraham Lincoln, French fries? I actually don't remember...
0:13.0	Yeah, that's Abraham Lincoln.
0:15.0	It's some chain in Lincoln, Nebraska.
0:18.0	Really?
0:19.0	It actually is a burger joint?
0:21.0	Yeah, it's good too.
0:22.0	It's real good. Probably, well, I Yeah, it's good too. It's real good. Probably well I mean it's Nebraska right
0:25.3	aren't they corn-fed beef like all that kind of you know. So it's soaked in butter. Yeah and they all eat all the time
0:39.0	so they're as good as LA is at talking about itself. They are at making shitty hamburgers.
0:47.0	They known for you know like offensive linemen like three 350 pound giant white farm boys
0:48.6	eating that shit
0:58.0	Big boys yeah guy knew from Nebraska was about 120 pounds soaking wet. Yeah. I like that term.
1:00.0	Soaking wet.
1:02.0	Yeah. 120 pounds soaking wet. Yeah. 120 pounds soaking wet.
1:05.0	Yeah, I guess if you're wearing your clothes when you get tossed in,
1:09.0	it would make a little bit of a difference.
1:11.0	Yeah.
1:12.0	But if you weren't, probably wouldn't matter.
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