Episode 215 - Dick on Generation NARC

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2020

⏱️ 154 minutes

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Summary

Generation NARC, the Alcoholics Anonymous Auto Club, camping problems with my family, teachers don’t want to work, getting COVID or getting molested, Disney world is opening, my nephew busted sending wieners in the DMs, Women masturbating and sex, the problematic George Floyd transcripts, a nearly gay erotic story, Crippled Jesus explains his gambling system of "Downing", JLP is the anti-MLK, Scrabble's brand new bag of slurs, Bamm-Bamm's Strong Weiner, and the WHO on masks; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I feel too sick
0:05.0	too sick.
0:05.0	too sick. might have been the bag of popcorn I ate.
0:07.6	Might have been switching from gin to whiskey.
0:10.0	Mmm.
0:11.0	This all this morning. This morning.
0:13.4	Thank you.
0:14.4	All this morning.
0:15.4	All this morning. Gen to whiskey and popcorn.
0:18.8	I really got to stop trying to, you know, recover from the week in the last two hours
0:24.8	before the show I need to start on Friday recovering from the week.
0:29.1	Yeah it's like a yeah you got a you got to stretch a little detoxing out for but then I don't know
0:35.1	that wouldn't sound the same no well sound all alert yeah who wants to listen to
0:42.3	someone who's just loving life and I've learned well I mean
0:46.0	Not me
0:47.2	Well if you sober up you can hate life more
0:49.6	Can you though? I do you got your health that's what everybody says well you got. Because at least you got your health.
0:54.0	You got your health.
0:55.0	Like I don't have that right now.
0:57.0	I feel sick.
0:58.0	Who needs it?
0:59.0	Yeah, well.
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