Welcome to election profit makers, your guide to winning and sadly, sometimes losing money on current outcomes and political events.

Or should I say political outcomes and current events?

Anyway, you slice it into one tasty piece of podcast pie.

Cherries and whipped cream covering your body as we lick and slurp.

No. No.

Anyway, my name is David. I'm here with John.

Hey.

Hey.

It was about to spiral into the realm of the erotic, and we've agreed that we want to have one of the least erotic political podcasts

on the market. We did a lot of market research about the sexiest political podcasts and the most

erotic political podcasts and then we realized that we are just not, we cannot cut the mustard,

the sex mustard when it comes to making sexy podcasts. So we offer instead not a celebration of the human

body and all its manifold pleasures and delights, but rather a sober-minded analysis of the

news of the day, analyzing trends with an eye towards the future while always honoring the past.

The distant past, that is, did you hear the Taranosaurus Rexia the Brannosaurus are running in an election for King of the Dinosaurs?

Who will the Stegosaurus voting block decide to get behind?

I guess we'll never know until the pterodactals come in, flying in with their weird heads.

That's it for me.

Goodbye, everybody.

Okay.

I think it's an absosaurus now.

It's not a brannosaurus.

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