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Election Profit Makers

Episode 212: Hello Skinnyapolis

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9700 Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Jon gets sick. David misremembers the Chinese Room.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

What do they say? What do they say? They say, my controls.

0:03.9

Hmm?

0:04.9

Like when two pilots, two pilots are flying and then the one pilot goes, your control, and then they say my control.

0:12.5

That determines pilot and co-pilot?

0:14.9

Yeah, yeah. So I'm saying.

0:17.0

Your control.

0:18.1

My control. No, but.

0:20.1

Your control, sir. Your control. No. Your control, sir.

0:21.3

No.

0:22.5

Your control.

0:23.9

No, sir.

0:24.6

I'm drunk.

0:25.1

I can't in good conscience pilot this aircraft.

0:29.2

Welcome to election profit makers, where we bet on political outcomes and winning and losing.

0:37.3

And this is your captain speaking, Captain John Kimball.

0:42.3

And I'm joined on the line way over in Los Angeles by my friend David Reese.

0:50.3

Hey, David, how are you doing?

0:52.0

I'm good.

0:52.8

I'm cruising at an altitude of 420 feet.

0:56.3

Oh, I like that.

1:00.5

Welcome to all of our passengers here on Flight 69.

1:06.8

We'll be landing shortly.

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