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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2097: Don't Blame Dale!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2016

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew uncover a bunch of Juggalo-related audio that's been sitting on Andrew's hard drive for years. Plus, is TBTL more like a struggling Louis C.K. project or an old car that once had squirrels living in it? Also discussed: Andrew's obsession with Murder, She Wrote and some of PodDog's more controversial grooming habits.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Rollo, the chocolate treat with caramel inside.

0:03.0

Rollo, rollo, roll your boat gently in my mouth.

0:08.0

Pop top, check it out.

0:10.0

Lick the foil with your tongue.

0:12.0

Give it to your friends.

0:14.0

As a gift.

0:15.0

As a gift.

0:16.0

Let's change gears.

0:17.0

Rollo Tony Brown Town.

0:19.0

Check yourself at the door.

0:21.0

Give me some more.

0:22.0

Give me some more.

0:23.0

Give me some more on your Rollos.

0:25.0

That's pretty good.

0:26.0

You're next performer coming to the stage.

0:33.0

Absolutely hilarious.

0:35.0

Oh, this is my jam right here.

0:37.0

I'm going to be drinking whatever when I was drinks.

0:39.0

When they're daydreaming.

0:40.0

What the f**k ever.

0:41.0

You want to learn the first rule?

0:43.0

You never open your mouth till you know what the shot is.

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