Episode #2096: The Story Behind The Hot Dog Story

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2016

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

In this first-ever TBTL prequel to yesterday's episode, Luke says something he wishes he could take back. But that's okay - we'll probably edit it out of the show. Plus, he and Andrew zip through an article that says speed reading techniques are, for the most part, bunk.

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0:00.0	What are you watching?
0:01.0	Baggage.
0:02.0	Baggage.
0:03.0	What's baggage?
0:04.0	Okay.
0:05.0	So there are three contestants.
0:06.0	Today there are girls.
0:07.0	And this guy Danny is looking for love.
0:09.0	And they each have three suitcases.
0:10.0	A little one, a meeting one, and a big one.
0:12.0	And then they have like their secret baggage.
0:14.0	And they reveal it.
0:16.0	And if it's super freaky, he eliminates them.
0:18.0	Okay, like this chick.
0:19.0	The black one or the blonde one?
0:20.0	You have the black one.
0:21.0	Her littleest baggage is that she spends $1,000 a month on her weave.
0:24.0	Which host Jerry Spinger thinks is unbeatable.
0:27.0	Her median baggage is that she puts her wedding up to the first date.
0:29.0	And her biggest baggage is that she pokes holes and condoms.
0:32.0	Whoa!
0:33.0	That's a crazy thing to do.
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