Episode #2098: First World Dental Problems
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 14 April 2016
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Summary
TBTL friendo Phyllis "The Fletch" Fletcher joins the show today to talk Eagle's Club drama, childhood horror stories, and one famous couple's complicated relationship with soup. Plus, an on-air speed-reading experiment and a solution for women joggers who can't find a bathroom.
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| 0:00.0 | Boy's bad boys, what's he going to do? |
| 0:03.6 | Cops in Wallingford! |
| 0:07.0 | Yeah, you know, Wallingford is a really nice place as long as everybody's got their heads, you know, in the right place. |
| 0:12.8 | But sometimes the karma gets out of balance and it's up to somebody to get everything back in harmony. |
| 0:17.8 | And that somebody is me, you know, I have to deal with it. |
| 0:20.6 | Old brand one, come in, please, Old brand. |
| 0:23.0 | Roger, Old brand one here. |
| 0:24.8 | Look at some bad vibes, intersection of 45th and Wallingford. |
| 0:27.8 | Okay, I'll take personal responsibility for that, mm-hmm. |
| 0:30.8 | Thank you. |
| 0:32.8 | Miss, miss, you hold it right there. |
| 0:35.8 | We got a report that you were being negative. |
| 0:37.8 | Negative, that's right. |
| 0:38.8 | Negative, wouldn't you be a little negative if you had to wait an hour and a half for a nut burger? |
| 0:42.8 | Look, you're putting out some real hospital vibes. |
| 0:44.8 | Now you can't do that in Wallingford. |
| 0:46.8 | In Wallingford you've got a flow in harmony. |
| 0:48.8 | Now if you don't want a flow in harmony, Ballard is just down the street. |
| 0:51.8 | T-T-T-B-T-L. |
| 0:58.8 | You know, over the past several years, I've acquired every luxury a man could want. |
| 1:03.8 | Automatic banking, automatic security systems, automatic lights, appliances. |
| 1:09.8 | I'm a pampered rich man who does nothing for himself and I'm miserable. |
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